If elected, Gibraltarica would:
- Install a Merry-Go-Round in the Cantina
- Give all Cynosurian residents a free pony
- Make tooth brushing mandatory, along with issuing free toothpaste containing a harmless but addictive substance
- Raise awareness for the zombie apocalypse, including install brain traps in the Capital for the impending apocalypse
- Increase recruitment
- Decrease government involvement in the everyday life of citizens as much as sanely possible



