Was River behind 9/11?
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:24 am
now all of you must be wondering about rivers true persona and the ais relation to why the towers fell. well lets start with the name river. river? river has 2 vowels and 5 letters in total. there are over 250 thousand rivers in north america. 2+5=7. 250-7=243. wait. do you see that? 243 is 3 to the power of five. only 3% of Earths water is found on lakes and rivers. but what does water have to do with river? we have to go evn deeper to find out. well water is a liquid. do you know what else is a liquid? mountain dew. mountain dew is the favorite drink of lord gaben may his soul be blssed. gaben also gets his powrrs from cheeseburgers with bacon and mayo. cheeseburger has 12 letters bacon has 5 and mayo has 4 letters. 12+5+4=21. 21? 21 is the legal drinking age in the usa. usa? united states of america. united states of america has 21 letters could the legal drinking age of america have been predicted by the total letters in united states of america and gabens favorite meal? i am not sure. but it might be a connection. connection? connection rhyme's with election. election? George bush's election! could this mean that bush caused 9/11 all along? we must dig deep into george bush's past. it turns out that bush is a trained member in the navy seals and has a kill count of 273 hard scopes 360 quickscopes and over 420 mlg no scopes. if you take the first number from each of the kinds of kills you can see that 2+3+4 = 9? why 9? this seems like more evidence of bush doing 9/11????? but who could have trained bush to be able to make all of this happen well there is only one way to find out i will compleet the final analysis. bush has 4 letters 9/11 has 21 letters 21+4=5 25 divided by 8 = 3 with remainder one the illuminati has 3 sides the illuminati also has one eye being the remainder. to sum things up: dank dew can't rekt scoped memes
River did 9/11 confirmed.
I am interested in your opinions about River's clear participation in this.